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★ 4.8 (563 reviews)
12136 Grant Cir unit b, Thornton, CO 80241, USAsatirebrewingcompany.comAt Satire Brewing Company, humor meets craftsmanship. Each brew and dish is crafted with a satirical twist, offering bold flavors and laughter in every sip and bite.
Satire Brewing Company offers a cozy atmosphere, friendly service, and an impressive selection of local craft beers. The brewery's diverse spaces, including outdoor patios and game-day viewing areas, cater to various tastes and preferences, making it a popular spot for locals and visitors alike.
| Beer | ABV | IBU |
|---|---|---|
| Butt Hurt Christmas | 6.5% | -- |
| Cherry Heaven | 6.9% | 10 |
| Orenthal James Ipa | 6.8% | -- |
| Sweet Child Double IPA | 8.3% | -- |
| Glazed Moo Moo | 6.0% | -- |
| "Blueberry Spank-A-Lot" Shandy | 5.2% | 32 |
| Rrebound Brown IPA | 6.0% | -- |
| Begrudgery Irish Stout | 6.3% | -- |
| Pumpkin Sauce | 6.5% | -- |
| Teqcolowabo MJ | 10.2% | -- |
| Huck Off | 6.0% | -- |
| EXPERIMENTAL 4897GF BOURBON BARREL MINT BEER | 8.2% | -- |
| Wet the Bed Red Harvest Ale | 6.0% | -- |
| Fruit of the Loom | 5.5% | -- |
| Desert Lizard | 11.0% | -- |
| Trippel Play Barrel Aged | 11.2% | -- |
| 9710 | 7.0% | -- |
| Oh Honey Oh Honey Whiskey Barrel Aged Double IPA | 10.5% | 53 |
| Small Scrotum IPA | 6.0% | -- |
| Santa's Salty Caramel Balls | 7.5% | -- |
| South of the Border Santa | 7.5% | -- |
| Varmint Poontang Rum Barrel Aged (2025) | 11.7% | -- |
| Hot Voluptuous Melons | 5.2% | -- |
| She's Easy | 6.0% | -- |
| Pearanoid Grinch | 6.0% | -- |
Satire Brewing Company offers curbside pickup and takeout services for its beer. The brewery is wheelchair accessible with a designated entrance and parking area, including both on-site and street parking options available at no cost.
| Day | Hours |
|---|---|
| Monday | closed |
| Tuesday | 3:00–10:00pm |
| Wednesday | 3:00–10:00pm |
| Thursday | 3:00–10:00pm |
| Friday | 12:00–10:00pm |
| Saturday | 12:00–10:00pm |
| Sunday | 12:00–7:00pm |
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